A Genie Ruins Everything

The Latest Book in the Hilarious Brooks & Smith Series!

With paranormal activity at an all-time high, Brooks and Smith decide to stop working for others and form their own detective agency. They're not the only ones. The market is saturated, and they struggle to find even a single client.

That changes following a chance encounter with a genie that doesn't grant wishes so much as do whatever the hell it wants. The detectives' reality is completely upended---for better and worse. Brooks and Smith have to set things right, but their attempts at doing so are complicated by a genie-thieving venture capitalist, self-sabotage, and a newer, stupider detective in town.

Time Binge

The Book That Started It All

Detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith hated time travel long before they ever laid eyes on a time machine. Now some jerk has gone and invented one, and the consequences go beyond breaking the timeline. This time machine renders anyone who dares to use it immortal.

Racing against several clocks, Brooks and Smith must team up with a terrified Puritan and a moon-dwelling hipster to stop increasingly bizarre time travel exploits from tearing a hole in reality, before it's too late...or too soon.

This is the first book in the Brooks & Smith series.

Time Purge

Who wants to live forever? No one, it turns out.

Detectives Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith have a problem. Following an ill-advised time travel adventure, Smith is immortal...and he's not happy about it. He lashes out by whistleblowing the existence of vampires on daytime television.

The public fallout is immense. While vampires plot revenge, Brooks, Smith, and their family and friends are targeted by protesters, monster rights activists, and an aesthetics-obsessed billionaire ready to make the men an offer that will change their lives (and afterlives) forever.

This is Book #2 in the Brooks & Smith series.

The Bedazzlers

A Standalone Spinoff!

Godwin Zane (aka. Monochrome) thinks he's a hero. The press don't agree.

When an enormous rift in time and space opened over Manhattan, Zane used his magma powers to melt the machine generating it and save millions of lives. Unfortunately, he's an asshole, so the rift opening over Zane Tower was all the proof Americans needed to blame him.

In order to clear his name and prove himself a hero once and for all, Zane forms a superhero team called the Bedazzlers. The other members of the team are being bribed or blackmailed into service, and they hate him. But they'll have to overcome that if they're going to save a world facing extreme traffic, sea monsters, and a shortage of Hamilton tickets.

Con Updates and Bedazzlers Sneak Peek

Earlier this year, I posted my con plan. This past weekend was Ratha Con in Athens, Ohio. Though it was small, I met some great people, including Kelci Crawford, Kit Bradley, and Dustin C. Parker. Check out their work. That's a demand, not a suggestion. If you missed...

New Book, New Giveaway

Time Purge is now available for preorder on all the usual channels. I'm also giving away three signed copies on Goodreads, and you can enter to win those at the link below. Goodreads Book Giveaway Time Purge by Martina Fetzer Giveaway ends March 21, 2017. See the...

Events, Events, Events

I've been waiting for San Diego Comic Con to announce their returning attendee ticket sale, but that keeps...not happening. So I'm jumping the gun. Without further ado (and I assuming I am blessed with a pass to SDCC), here are the places you'll find me in 2017:...

A Book! At Long Last, a Book! (Time Binge)

If the giant slider at the top of my home page didn't make it clear, my first novel is available for pre-order on Amazon. For some reason, Createspace doesn't allow customers to preorder physical books, so it's ebooks only for now. If you're into physical books, add...

Martina Fetzer

Martina Fetzer

Martina is a technical writer by day and a creative writer by night. She holds an M.A. in English from West Virginia University and a Ph.D. in Emotional Whiplash from the Joss Whedon School of Fiction. She grew up reading comic books and watching stand-up, and is now a well-adjusted adult writing comedic sci-fi and fantasy. 

She lives in Pennsylvania with her boyfriend and two cats.